My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
HopelessWanderer
Volleyball ay 😎
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manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

"I will not be your “sometimes”."
Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf
the-personal-quotes:

click for weird interesting facts on your dash!!
Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


-Kimberly
writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 
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